My Weakness

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

(Source: carbomcoco, via lulz-time)

projectfab:

Ready for Fall
Though I love summer, I can’t help but get excited for fall since it’s right around the corner. I paired skinnys with a structured black top (normally $120, but scored for $59.99 at Marshalls) to add a touch of sophistication.
Booties are a MUST-HAVE accessory for fall – trust me, they can be such a chic alternative to pumps. I found this adorbs peep-toe pair at Marshalls for $50.
Not only is fringe so HOT this season, but it’s playful and makes just about anything  you’re wearing look expensive. The best part? It only cost $25.
By: Stephanie, Project Fab
Personal Blog: The Style Bungalow

projectfab:

Ready for Fall

Though I love summer, I can’t help but get excited for fall since it’s right around the corner. I paired skinnys with a structured black top (normally $120, but scored for $59.99 at Marshalls) to add a touch of sophistication.

Booties are a MUST-HAVE accessory for fall – trust me, they can be such a chic alternative to pumps. I found this adorbs peep-toe pair at Marshalls for $50.

Not only is fringe so HOT this season, but it’s playful and makes just about anything  you’re wearing look expensive. The best part? It only cost $25.

sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

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I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

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mystory-goeson:

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing

mystory-goeson:

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing

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If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

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Anonymous said: How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

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2srooky:

pamela-susan-morrison:

spicyblaine:

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I literally just woke up thank you for this

One time right after my alarm went off for school a random number I didn’t know called me and I answered and this played and then they hung up and I had a great day.

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1,088,153 plays

Stop it. Don’t make me hold you down, I will do it.

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima, via yourmomsabortion)