I feel like this accurately sums of Australia.
I didn’t even need to check what this was…
this is the best ad ever made
(via laughcentre)
fucking powerful. and unfortunately true
Tall people are assholes.
Tall people are assholes.
I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of.
Tall people are assholes.
Yeah tall people are assholes
(Source: ancien-t, via quirkilicious)
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
she wins for today. everyone go home
(via tuulelei)
The green heron in its usual stance… and then with neck at full extension!
“u got something 2 say mothrfucker?”
WHAT ARE BIRDS
We just don’t know.
Hunting the booty.
(via tuulelei)
The green heron in its usual stance… and then with neck at full extension!
“u got something 2 say mothrfucker?”
WHAT ARE BIRDS
We just don’t know.
Hunting the booty.
(via tuulelei)
NBC HANNIBAL MORE LIKE
It’s funny because Hannibal Lecter got a dude to cut his face off once.
(via phalanxiforismydrug)
A Hilarious Blog that you’ll love!
why aren’t there synonyms for “me”
because there’s no one else like you
that was surprisingly adorable
(via mournthewicked)
(Source: newkidsonmycock11, via lulz-time)
Some people take this website to seriously.
I will never get over this joke
(via mournthewicked)
parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids
I feel like this ask should be a part of this post
(via laughcentre)
so that just happened.
