My Pleasure

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

(Source: hannahbowl, via ollivander)

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

(Source: ollivander, via connorandotherthings)

generalelectric:

A GE wind turbine starts up at the GDF Suez Energy site in Galati, Romania. Shot by @seenewphoto. 

generalelectric:

A GE wind turbine starts up at the GDF Suez Energy site in Galati, Romania. Shot by @seenewphoto

queertiger:

What the actual fuck is this.

queertiger:

What the actual fuck is this.

(via lolrenaynay)

officialalltimelow:

lumos5001:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:


nneeeuuhhhuehuehue


IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

if you want to know the truth watch this informative video

oh god

officialalltimelow:

lumos5001:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:

nneeeuuhhhuehuehue

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

if you want to know the truth watch this informative video

oh god

(Source: itsgettinghyakinhere, via lolrenaynay)

vinebox:

childish

(via ruinedchildhood)

swtorlife:

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

?????

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via ollivander)

miraclewhip:

MIRACLE WHIP, KALE & APPLE POTATO SALAD

PREP TIME: 20 min. | TOTAL TIME: 4 hr. 20 min.

MAKES: 10 servings, 1/2 cup each

WHAT YOU NEED

3/4 cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing

1 tbsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard

2 tsp. cider vinegar

2 lb. new red potatoes, quartered, cooked and cooled

4 cups coarsely chopped kale

2 apples, chopped

1/2 cup thinly sliced red onions

MAKE IT

MIX dressing, mustard and vinegar until blended.

COMBINE remaining ingredients in large bowl. Add dressing mixture; mix lightly.

REFRIGERATE several hours or until chilled.

VARIATION

Add 6 slices cooked OSCAR MAYER Bacon, coarsely chopped, to chill salad just before serving.

lesmischaractersforjustice:

batlesbo:

arte-mysia:

humorking:

whythatsbullshit:

someclevermoniker:

buzzfeed:

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

"how will we explain homosexuality to our children" I think maybe they should explain it to you

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forever reblog

It’s like…most children don’t actually care about someone being gay.

1.) Too many people underestimate children.

2.) Too many people project their fears on their children, using them as excuses to shut things out. (homosexuality being a good example)

All great points.

-Javert

(via thatchickwithesocks)

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

(via horrorshowprincess)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via horrorshowprincess)

tumbledore-:

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

Is that you, Sherlock?

tumbledore-:

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

Is that you, Sherlock?

(Source: heyfunniest, via uhvatar)

artemisizumi:

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

kibbi:

black-frostbite:

#Homer Simpson don’t give a crap about homosexuality. 

there’s something bothering me about this place…the girl in green becomes black in the last gif. ಠ_ಠ

And the girl at the bar suddenly has a tattoo. 

Lesbians are not bound to the same laws as you mere mortals

(Source: ghoststhatweknew, via theboomeraang)

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

(via sherbies)

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

(Source: angryarya, via mason-odair-hp)